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Time for something funny. I am not sure where these pics came from, other than my email bin, but they are damn funny. I am however pretty sure the last one is photochopped, but it is still an amazing series of events.
Now how do you manage to explain driving your car off the side of this? Of course in America we would just sue the municipality for not having it marked and a safety barrier around it.
The crane truck is listing a bit under the weight of it all though isn’t it?
Again, has the rescue truck driver ever considered center of gravity on this project?
I bet that he is out a job after this. I can just hear his boss saying “You did what?”
Hmmmm… Now how are you going to get out of this one? Of course now you have even more diesel in the water, is it time to call in the environmental task force?
OK, better plan, bigger truck with outriggers and more mass. Hopefully a smarter operator as well.
Looks like Michael Long has it going on and has the first car out of the water without any problems. Now about the other truck…
Like I said, I am pretty sure the last frame is photo-chopped but still someone had some serious explaining to do and one hell of a bill to pay at the end of all this. You know it probably happened in a small enough town that everyone involved won’t ever hear the end of it again.
I picked these pics up off a message board the other day and had to share them. If you know where these were taken or the back story on them please let me know so I can give the proper people credit.
You know that the guy running the crane had to be looking for a place to hide though after he saw that boat starting to go. So much for the nice brand new boat!
Someone had to be crying after that was all said and done!
The BBQ Routine
We are finally coming up to the wonderful BBQ season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
Back to the routine….
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
The routine continues….
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women….
OK, I stole this joke from over at SteelHeader.net but I couldn’t resist since I am currently shopping for a new BBQ myself.
