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LOL…  Got this in the mail today and had to share it.  Does anyone really ever bite on these letters?  I can’t imagine anyone stupid enough to think they are real, but human stupidity never does cease to amaze me.

 
Greetings From Rachel Oniga  I know that this mail will come to you as a
surprise,please accept the content in good faith. I do not intend to cause
any grief to you and your family.The reason for sending this mail is very
fundamental because I and my family are in serious problem and we need
your help. My Name is Rachel Oniga, daughter Of late Mr Chico Oniga.I am about
 to tell you something that I have not discuss with anyone excluding my lawyer.
 My father was a big time farmer in South Africa, he uses most of South Africa
land for farming.  The Government in South Africa gave him those lands for
farming and he will pay back when he have the money, it was like a loan. They
gave him the lands as loan .My father was very successful in the farming
business and he paid all the money he owed the Government back. Some top
officials In the Government were Jealous because of his wealth.  They wanted
him to Join them carry out a dubious deal against the Government but he
refused,so they plan to kill him and claim all his wealth to finance their
dubious deal. My father has really worked hard to be successfull in the business
in South Africa. On one faithfull day he was driving from the office and he was
 shot twice by some armed men.He was rushed to  the hospital by a good Samaritan
but he did not make it, he had loss so much blood and could not survive. Before
his death he transfered most of his fund to a Security company In Holland.He
gave me the contact Information to the Security company which the fund was located.
 Those people were looking for me and my family and we ran to West Africa country
for safety because they know we knew were my father funds were lying. I contacted
the Security company yesterday on how I could collect the funds with my lawyer
assistance and they told me that I need a foreign beneficiary outside Africa because
 of  Security reasons. And I don't have anyone outside the Africa that will stand
for me as a beneficiary.  They said they are holding (TWENTY MILLION USDOLLARS) for
 my father. My father never  told me the amount of the money I was so shock. They
also said that the funds has been deposited there for about four years now and it
has accumulated demurrage which I must pay before the consignment will be released.
 All my father properties was extorted from us and confisicated.  Please assist me
and my family in claiming the funds from the security company. I and my family shall
reinburse you in double of any amount of money you spent in helping us,when you
receive the total sum. As I will travel to your country to meet you for the sharing.
My lawyer told me to look for a beneficiary. That Is my problem now, My mother is
willing to give Seven Million USDOLLARS to you if you will help the family. Please If
you can help me and my family in anyway I will appreciate It a lot and in paying the
demurrage fee.Please do reply me and I will like you to tell me more about yourself,
so that I will know who I am dealing with.I and my family have decided that we will
pay you double of what you will pay for demurage and Seven Million Dollars for your
help. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. I will
also be most glad if you can tell me a little about yourself.Hoping to hear from you.
 Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.
 
Please reply me back to the below address:
 <DELETED ADDRESS>
 
Thank you Miss Rachel Oniga.
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Who on earth would believe that. Personally I would have to say if it were true that her dad was one tough bird to get shot twice, go to the hospital, THEN take the time to transfer the money to a special account.  LOL…  The things people come up with.  You really should read up on the Nigerian  Letter or 419 Fraud scam.

Hope that gives you a laugh.  Drunken Thomas and I will be back Tomorrow with pics and hopefully some fish stories from our trip up to the Skykomish River where we will be fishing for Steelhead and King Salmon.

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