OK, so we always hear the stories of idiots at the boat launch, but you really have to love the photographic evidence. So what do you think the story is here?
I am guessing this dude stopped to check things out and just set the old truck in park. Gotta use that emergency brake bud!
Some people never learn!
It is a rare thing that I come up lacking for words. However, very rarely do I see a product named the Wunder Boner! I will spare you the details because it is all in the video!
I really just don’t know what to say. The idea is good, but UGH! What a commercial. Post your thoughts on the Wunder Boner. Do you have a Wunder Boner? The whole thing leaves me wondering if it is real or a joke, but in this crazy world, I can see someone actually selling this thing.
Not fishing related, but I had to pass this along, whether it is true or not. I just read that:
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden" …and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
LOL… So now if you hear us make reference to a Golf Fishing Trip you will know what we mean!
BLIND CLERK AT WAL MART
A woman goes into WalMart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.
She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A WalMart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?
He says, "Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all around combination; and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!" As she opens her purse! , her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh,that sounds like a Visa card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That’ll be $34.50, please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for $20.00?How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma’am: The rod and reel are $20.00, the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50
Not many people know that Thomas Edison was a avid fisherman. He usually included some trout fishing in his infrequent vacations.
During one such trip to the west he was befriended by an Indian tribe.
They provided free room and board, as well as expert fishing guides for his stay.
On his first night he discovered that the only sanitary facility was an old-fashioned outhouse. To make things worse it had no light even though the village had electricity in the homes.
As a thank-you gift for their kindnesses, Edison purchased the necessary materials and personally installed lighting in the Indians privy.
He thus became the first person to wire a head for a reservation.
OK, why is it a couple times a year I read stories with headlines like ‘dog shoots man’? Are dogs really that hostile to their owners. Notice that they never shoot women, just the men they are hunting with. This time it was a Tillamook Oregon duck hunter and a 3-year-old Labrador as the assailant.
Tillamook-area man shot by dog recovering
A 23-year-old man accidentally shot with his 12-gauge shotgun Saturday on the Tillamook Bay isn’t upset with the culprit — his dog.
The bizarre incident sent Matthew Marcum to Portland’s Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center, where he was recovering Sunday with injuries to his legs and buttocks.
Marcum was standing in the bay Saturday morning, about to tie up an 11-foot open aluminum boat, when his 3-year-old Labrador, Drake, jumped into the boat and set off the gun, his Father, Henry Marcum, said Sunday. The blast blew a hole in the boat before hitting Marcum. Full Article
Where do these dogs get the motivation to shoot their owners? Is there actually a secret doggy assassin network somewhere, or a support group for dogs that hate their owners? Why do they do it? Were they kicked one too many times, denied canned food or possibly left to sleep outside when it got cold? In any case we must defend ourselves against the evils of dogs that are shooting people.
Either that or people need to learn basic gun safety and not leave a round in the chamber….
Dumb asses…
On a cold winter day in the New York, a blond outdoor loving girl decided she was going ice fishing. She arrive prepared with her pole, bait, chair and auger. She set her gear down and began drilling a hole in the ice. A couple turns into the ice, she heard a voice.
"THERE ARE NO fish UNDER THE ICE!"
She was stunned. She was sure the almighty was talking to her and giving her guidance. So she picked up her gear and walked a ways and put her gear down. Again, she picked up the auger and began to drill.
"THERE ARE NO fish UNDER THE ICE!"
She replied, God is that you? but there was no answer. So she picked up the gear and started to walk back toward the car and tried it once more in shallower water.
Again, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She tried again. "GOD, IS THAT YOU?"
Said the voice, "No, I’m the rink manager. We’re Closed"
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8 . You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You’ve ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you’ve done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
OK, so it isn’t fishing related, but I thought it was funny!
When you are planning your fishing trip and getting ready to go, these are a few warning signs that may mean that the significant woman in your life is not pleased about your choice in how to spend your free time.
Fine!:
This is the one word statement women use to end an argument when they think they are right and are frustrated with trying to listen to male logic explain why they are wrong.
Example: In response to a statement like "But dear, I have to go fishing today because the run is in and the season closes tomorrow."
Five Minutes:
A relative term whose meaning changes in context to its use. If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Five minutes means an hour ago if used to refer to the time you should have been home, or how long you have to get home.
Example: "You had better be walking in that door in five minutes or else!" Meaning of course that you are already in trouble for not being home an hour ago.
Nothing!:
This is the calm before the storm. When women say ‘NOTHING’ it always means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ‘FINE!’ Generally there is a ramping up period of silence before it is uttered and is usally the response to ‘what is wrong?’ As a helpful hint, if you have to ask what is wrong, consider first what you might have done and try not to utter the fateful phrase ‘what is wrong?’
Example: Often heard some period of time after a stament from you like ‘I was thinking of taking next week off to go fishing.’ This of course means you have ignored some event during that period that she feels is vital to her life.
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! The truly brave can attempt to use this one to their advantage by leveraging it back against the woman uttering it. This can be done by referenceing a combination of ‘but I asked you if it was OK’ and ‘if it really bothered you, you should have communicated honestly with me.’ This is a risky maneuver though and should be used with caution.
Example: Generally heard in response to a statement like ‘I know we were going to do dinner with your parents this weekend, but the guys are going on a fishing trip and I thought I would go with them if it was alright with you.’
Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time even talking to you. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of ‘Nothing!’.)
That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she is ticked and wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Example: Heard situation such as you are headed out the door and saying "We talked about me going fishing a week ago, I’m sorry if this screws up your plans for the day."
Thanks:
If a woman is thanking you, be very cautious. Different variations on delivery and context can mean different levels of disgust with you. Occasionally it may mean that she is truly appreciative of your efforts, but more often than not it is a sarcastic response to whatever you just did or said. CAUTION! You many in reflex say ‘you are welcome’ in response. Only use this if you are sure that it is truly a positive statement on her part!
Whatever!:
Is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!
Example: Her response to "do you want to get up and go fishing with me in the morning?"
Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning that there is something that she has told you to do several times, has expected you to take care of by now, or should be doing instead of going fishing, but is now going doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
I bring to you a very non-politically correct game. Not a fantastic piece of entertainment by any means, but addicting none the less, you must play Fishing for Women.
CLICK THIS TO FISH FOR BIKINI BABES!
Nothing complicated, you are just fishing for hot bikini babes in a pool so you can take them behind the bushes and get them naked. You are of course scored on the whole thing, and all I can really tell you is that golden mermaids count for big points. Though I am not sure how the whole works with their apparent lack of parts ‘down there’ if you know what I mean. They always look happy though. The only thing that really sucks is that the music won’t shut up, so just focus on the women and your score.
Be sure to gloat about how many bikini babes you can land and post your score! Can you make it though all the levels? I did!
