Ollie the drunk was determined to go ice fishing.
Even after a long night of drinking, Ollie gets up really early in the morning to go ice fishing. He goes out onto the ice with his tent, his pick and his fishing rod, and starts to pick at the ice.
Then he hears a big booming voice: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Ollie looks around and then starts to pick at the ice again. Then he hears the voice again: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Now the he is getting a little edgy. He looks up toward the sky and thinks to himself, “God, is that you?”
There is no answer, so he starts picking again. The voice bellowed again: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Then the Ollie yells, “God, is that you?”
The voice answered, “NO. IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”